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Eddie Argos and Dyan Valdés attack with new side project, Everybody Was In The French Resistance

Everybody Was In The French Resistance, the new project from Eddie Argos (Art Brut) and Dyan Valdés (The Blood Arm), isn't exactly explained easily. The band write songs that are direct responses to previous pop songs. Confused? Well, hopefully the band's release, Fixin' The Charts, Volume One, which comes out on February 16 via Cooking Vinyl, will answer all of your questions. In the meantime, check out the full track list from the record after the jump, with each song getting a bit of explanation.

Fixin’ the Charts, Volume One track listing:
1. Creeque Allies
Response to “Creeque Alley” by the Mamas and the Papas
“Creeque Alley” by the Mamas and the Papas is the story of the late sixties West Coast folk scene and the formation of their own band in the midst of it. “Creeque Allies” is the story of the early forties French resistance scene and the formation of the freedom fighters who eventually drove the Nazis out of France.

2. G.I.R.L.F.R.E.N (You Know I’ve Got A)
Response to “Girlfriend” made famous by Avril Lavigne
Pop songs have traditionally been “boy meets girl,” “girl meets boy,” “boy/girl overcome a problem,” or “boy/girl break up” – in the last decade or so, there has been an alarming new archetype in pop songwriting: “girl steals other girl’s boyfriend.” This is a divisive message to send to young girls everywhere, and songs like “Girlfriend” (see also “You Belong With Me” by Taylor Swift) only teach young women that they can derive more worth and status from stealing each others’ boyfriends than they can from realizing their own achievements.

3. (I’m So) Waldo P. Emerson Jones
Response to “Waldo P. Emerson Jones” made famous by the Archies
The Archies can’t figure out Waldo P. Emerson Jones, a new character on the block who impresses all of their girlfriends and generally shows everyone up. The Everybody Was In The French Resistance … Now! version tells Waldo’s side – he was a little-known “nerd” at their school who spent the summer reinventing himself and came back with added confidence, a new haircut and a much cooler name (Waldo P. Emerson Jones is clearly not the name his mother gave him).

4. The Scarborough Affaire
Response to “Scarborough Fair,” traditional
The singer of the 17th-century ballad “Scarborough Fair” instructs the listener to locate his former lover and charge her with a series of impossible tasks. The Everybody Was In The French Resistance…Now response takes his unreasonable demands to their logical conclusion.

5. Billie’s Genes
Response to “Billie Jean” by Michael Jackson
The kid is your son.

6. Think Twice (It’s Not Alright)
Response to “Don’t Think Twice It’s Alright” by Bob Dylan
Breaking up is hard. Not everyone can be as tough as Bob Dylan, who claims that he needs to “travel on” when his lover wastes his “precious time.” Everybody Was In The French Resistance … Now! have read between the lines, and have rewritten the song based on how Bob Dylan most likely actually felt when he bid “fare thee well.”

7. Hey! It’s Jimmy Mack
Response to “Jimmy Mack” made famous by Martha Reeves and the Vendellas
Jimmy Mack heard Martha’s song. So he’s never coming back.

8. He’s a “Rebel”
Response to “He’s A Rebel” made famous by the Crystals
The Crystals sang a love song to “dangerous” men. Everybody Was In The French Resistance … Now! opened up the conversation to other men, who see through the “rebel” schtick and argue that it’s all just an act.

9. Coal Digger
Response to “Gold Digger” by Kanye West
Kanye West patronizes the chip-shop janitor who is working his way towards cooking the fries. Everybody Was In The French Resistance … Now! know that the janitor is just working to make ends meet until he gets his shit together and releases a hit record.

10. My Way (Is Not Always the Best Way)
Response to “My Way” made famous by Frank Sinatra
Paul Anka admires a selfish man’s death-bed declaration that living his life according to his own convictions and desires alone is enough. Everybody Was In The French Resistance … Now! think that one should take others’ opinions into consideration.

11. Superglue
Response to “Vaseline” by Elastica
If Elastica had used superglue instead of vaseline (or for that matter, heroin) maybe they would have stuck together.

12. Walk Alone
Response to “You’ll Never Walk Alone” made famous by Gerry and the Pacemakers
Gerry and the Pacemakers (and all of Liverpool) are terrified of being alone. Everybody Was In The French Resistance… Now are comfortable with their own company.

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