Liveblogging: Miley Cyrus on Tyra

5:09pm - I just tuned into Tyra to see Hannah Montana Miley Cyrus being interviewed. I think this requires a live blog!

5:11pm - We're getting the clip from the Hannah Montana move where Miley Cyrus appears alongside Tyra. Is Tyra a media whore? Or just desperate for money??

5:13pm - Miley's talking about being sweaty. She admits that she does, but apparently on when she sleeps, and she hides it well. At least she didn't claim that her sweat smells like flowers or anything.

5:16pm - Miley is also double-jointed, and is discussing the possibility of joining a circus. Tyra is screaming about it. Tyra plugs her other show. Another example of media whoredom.

5:18pm - Did Tyra just asked about stalking a boyfriend via checking phone texts, and Miley brought up checking through her brother's phone??? I mean, I know she's from the south and country music world, but that's just taking it to a scary extreme. Okay, it's commercial time.

5:24pm - Back from a commercial break, and three fans nearly broke my eardrums by screaming when they saw Miley come out from backstage. Another mention of Top Model by Tyra.

5:30pm - Hey kids! Learn about porn stars, prostitutes, and strippers on Tuesday's Trya! These are all good future professions for Miley Cyrus fans!

5:33pm - Billy Ray Cyrus apparently gets big cheers as well. Who knew?

5:35pm - Tyra has trouble with the words "birth certificate." We also learn the origins of the name "Miley." Apparently it's because Billy Ray is semi-retarded.

5:42pm - Now Tyra is bringing out the co-stars. Basically, this show is written like a newspaper article. The important stuff was in the first 15 minutes; now she's throwing out all the shit that no one cares about.

5:43pm - The director of the Hannah Montana movie didn't know anything about Miley Cyrus. There's something amazing about that.

5:46pm - They better pull some shit out their ass for the end of this show; it's getting boring. Maybe I just don't care about "Hot Lucas."

5:50pm - How old is Miley? Should she be kissing 18 year old boys?

5:52pm - I don't know what that wedgie dance was about...

5:55pm - Please, God, let it be over.